He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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