do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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