I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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