I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Randomize
