Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize
