did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I need a beard to bite.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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