im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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