I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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