So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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