is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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