Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
