I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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