she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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