she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
