dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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