Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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