Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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