I think i peed on brittanys purse
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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