I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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