Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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