Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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