I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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