real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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