yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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