Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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