Me too!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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