He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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