4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I puked a lego.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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