Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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