Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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