when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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