We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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