Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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