Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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