You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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