also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Randomize
