My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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