As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
