I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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