playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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