Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Randomize
