It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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