sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
her vagine was all disorganized.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Randomize
