You really coming over, don't trick.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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