The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
