Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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