Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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