No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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