Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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