Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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