And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
